Hey did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color?
It had a reptile dysfunction
Hey did you hear about American healthcare?
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Me: Hey did you hear about Maya Hee?
My fiance: Maya Who
Me: Maya Ha Ha
Hey did you hear about those corduroy pillow cases?
They're making *headlines* everywhere!
Hey did you hear about those dyslexic devil worshippers?
Yeah, they sold their souls to Santa.
Hey did you hear about the gathering of St Patricks Day enthusiasts who all contracted a contagious skin disease?
Yeah they’re calling it Leper-con.
Hey Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the sperm bank?
He was caught drinking on the job.
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I hope this joke isn’t as bad as I’d think it is... it’s my first one.
Hey did you hear about Jim?
No, Why?
I heard his septic burst.
Oh I see...
Yea man must have been a pretty crappy thing to happen...
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