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What is the atheist's equivalent of a "God Complex?"

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I’m an atheist with a god complex

I don’t believe in myself

I have a God complex

Since I'm able to recognize that, that makes me better than other people with God complexes

The nun told me I have a god complex...

I responded to the bus driver, "It's not that complex. I'm god."

It’s only natural that all politicians have a God complex.

They haven’t done anything in ages, they give all the best jobs to their immediate family, and no one really believes in them.

Dogs and cats both have a god complex

A dog looks at you and says, "this person feeds me, cleans up after me, and puts a roof over my head. He must be a GOD!"

A cat looks at you and says, "this person feeds me, cleans up after me, and puts a roof over my head. I must be a GOD!"

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A Texan buys a round of drinks...

.. for all in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just gave birth to "a typical Texas" baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Congratulations resounded. Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. How mu...

My Dad just told me I looked like Jesus.

I think he has a God complex.

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