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Gme Jokes

Those hedge funds should have known they'd lose money by shorting GME.

As for us Gamestop customers, we fully expect to sell something for $20 and have to spend $500 when we want to buy it back.

How to become a millionaire:

Step One: Be a billionaire

Step Two: Short sell $GME

I called Robinhood customer support to ask what I should do with my GME shares.

They said: “PLEASE HOLD.”

I couldn’t get $GME, so I got CHKN, BEEF, and VGTBL stock instead.

I hope to become a bouillionaire!

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Why do women hate having sex with people who invested in Gme stock?

They never pull out

Ever since I bought $GME shares, my wife won’t stop boiling chickens.

She likes the stock.

SpaceX have developed a new type of rocket that can fly to the moon in record-breaking time.

It's a regular rocket, with "GME" written on it.

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Tried a new drug...

It was supposed to be a long high that kept on climbing. I felt on top of the world, and everything was looking green.

Then I crashed hard and low and everything started looking red. Paid a lot for it and I wanted to sell the rest of my stash.

I called my drug dealer up and said “wha...

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