I quit smoking once for six years after buying a forty two cent box of toothpicks...
...after six years they were pretty gross so I started smoking again.
A man was walking down the street and he saw a monkey jumping up and down on a manhole
The monkey would jump on the manhole while saying “Forty two, forty two, forty two”. The man was curious and went to investigate.
When prompted, the monkey said nothing of his actions. The man decided to do what the monkey had done, and jumped several times on the manhole saying “Forty two, ...
It's all in the delivery
A man is on a business trip and decides for a little fun he'll visit a local pub. When he walks in the door a patron shouts out "27!", and that gets a chuckle out of the other patrons. Confused the man walks to the bar, while vying for a drink another man shouts "103!". The crowd starts laughing aga...
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