I've developed a love for reading while doing cocaine..
One could say I read between the lines.
Allegedly, Kim Jong Un is Known for Reading Every Book in the World
No wonder why everyone calls him the supreme reader!
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A man's (lets call him John) arm is mangled in an accident and needs to have it amputated.
The doctors fit John with a new high tech robotic arm that is voice activated. The doctor has John run through some tests by placing a pen on the table on front of him and having him tell the arm to ...
A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.
\-Client: is room 39 empty?
\-Boss: yes, sir.
\-Client: can I book it?
\-Boss: of course you can.
\-Client: thank you.
Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g. The boss agr...
Spanish word of the day..
Thanks for reading. It means a lot to me.
Sorry this is long, a husband and wife are on a golf course
The wife swings and it cracks to the right nailing a house and smashing a window. Being responsible adults they went to apologize and pay for damage. Upon knocking on the front door, the door opens wide up to a man with his arms crossed above a broken bottle. The man explains he’s a genie and has be...
Dad dates a lot of Denise’s
So true story that I laugh about from time to time: as I sit here on the thrown I thought would share with the world...
My father dated three woman for various years but they just so happen to have the same name... Of course we noticed this poked fun at him about it but these are years apart...