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Flat Pack Jokes

Just been diagnosed with Swedish flat pack syndrome.

Sadly I have no IKEA what it means.

What do you get when you flat pack a pumpkin?

Squash

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What do Barnaby Joyce and an Ikea flat pack have in common?

All it takes is an inappropriate screw to fuck the whole cabinet.


*My mum couldn't wait to tell me this joke this morning.

My dad just called a family meeting.

Me, mum, my two brothers, my sister and grandma hurried into the living room and gathered round an IKEA box laying on the floor.

"Dad, it's some flat pack furniture, what do you need the whole family for?" I asked.

"Well, it must be these strange Swedish customs", he replies, "It says...

Ingar Kamprad, the founder of IKEA has passed away

- flat pack coffins

- Allen key

- left over parts

- missing screws

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