I found $10 in a pants pocket today. It was a little awkward, since someone was still wearing the pants...
No one believes seniors . . . Everyone thinks they are senile
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared...
Jelly Doughnut
A newly wedded couple were on their honeymoon and were getting busy. They finish and the husband takes the condom off and accidentally throws it out the window.
The wife says “You can’t leave that out there. Go get it.”
So the husband gets dressed and runs outside. He sees a little b...
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