Fat Free French Fries

A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries.

“Sounds great,” said the health-conscious boy.

He ordered some.

He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container.

I finally found a recipe that is gluten free, fat free, dairy free and contains no sugar.

It’s a breath of fresh air.

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How is fat free milk like having sex in a boat on a lake?

It's fucking close to water

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Why is Perl Jam's new lead singer fat free?

They couldn't find a Butter Man!

What's the difference between a yoghurt and America?

If you leave a yoghurt for 200 years, it will eventually develop a culture.

Plus the yoghurt's fat free.

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