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Drunken Sailor Jokes

What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?

Don't let him drive that cargo freighter,

don't let him steer that cargo freighter,

don't let him near that cargo freighter,

early in the morning.

What do you call a drunken sailor?

Hard to Port.

What DO you do with a drunken sailor?

Make a Disney Trilogy featuring an evil Scottish octopus and rake in the money

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I speak four languages.

English, Sarcasm, Innuendo and Drunken Sailor.

Help! I need activity suggestions. I’m going to hang out with my father, first thing tomorrow morning. He’s a retired Naval officer and an alcoholic.

What do you do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning??

I love pirating music!

"What Should We Do with a Drunken Sailor?" is my all-time favorite song
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