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Driving Instructor Jokes

Having Gandalf as a driving instructor is awful

Keeps telling me I'm not gonna pass :(

Why my driving instructor hated me:

Instructor: First, depress the brake pedal.

Me: (pointing at brake) You’ll never go anywhere in life without your brother’s help!

I have a Russian driving instructor.

He tells me to "Putin to 1st" but i always end up Stalin.

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Why do Driving Instructors make good Physical Therapists?

Because they can teach fine motor skills

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My driving instructor asked me if I checked my mirror.

I said, "No, why?"

He said, "Because you look hideous."

My hot driving instructor said "Look where you want to go"

Apparently staring at her crotch wasn't what she meant...

"You've got to let people know where you're going!" said my driving instructor as we merged on to the expressway...

"OK!" I replied as I updated my Facebook status.

Bob Ross used to say, "There are no mistakes, just happy little accidents."

Lovely man, terrible driving instructor.

I helped lead a blind man into our local supermarket today.

I mean we were aiming for the car park but I'm a driving instructor, not a miracle worker.
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