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Before the clock strikes midnight on December 31st, be sure to lift your left leg

That way, you'll start the New Year on the right foot.

We should add a leap second to December 31st 2020

Just to make people watching the live clock think for a split second that the year will never end

December 31st of this year will be Ramones day.

When 2020 has 24 hours to go.

When I was younger I distinctly remember a woman with a snake knocking on our door every December 31st to deliver fresh fruit. As a child I was terrified.

But when I got older I realised it was just new years Eve.

Not to brag, but I already have a date for New Year’s Eve.

December 31st.

New Years dad jokes.

*11:59 on December 31st*
Every dad in the world:”See you next year!!”

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