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Cumberbatch Jokes

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What do you call a constipated Bennidict Cumberbatch?

No shit Sherlock

Headline: Cumberbatch lumber hatch rumble match and humble thatch.

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An academy award nominated actor kicked in his neighbor's woodshed door and started a fist fight. Afterward, the actor apologized and assisted in repairs of the shed's damaged grass roof.

I wish Benedict Cumberbatch played Q in 007

Then I could call him Benedict "Q" Cumberbatch.

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Benedict Cumberbatch says he suffered from crippling constipation as a kid.

No shit Sherlock

Benedict Cumberbatch and his Marvel character have one thing in common...

Both of their last names are strange

Benedict Cumberbatch: Pengwengs

Penguins: Benadad Cucumberpants

Making fun of that British actor Cumberbatch's name is legally required to carry on.

There's Ben an Edict.

The BBC are setting up a theme park and asked the public what BBC show concept they would most like to ride. The number one survey response was simply...

"Benedict Cumberbatch."

What do you call a pile of blessed black waist sashes?

A Benedictine Cumberbatch.

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