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Corsican Jokes

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An old rich Corsican is about to die

According to the tradition, the most lazy son inherits all wealth
"Come here, Paul", morigan says
The eldest one comes to him
"Yes, father"
"Imagine you see 500 francs and the wind blows it away. What will you do?"
"I won't do nothing. Why should I tire if there's no need?"
"Good b...

The year is 1799. Napoleon is strategizing with his advisors. A map of Europe is on the table before them...

Napoleon says "Behold, Gentlemen! Our destiny lies within our grasp!"

One advisor asks "What is your plan, General?"

Napoleon slams his fist on the table. "All of Europe will fall to our forces. We shall take it piece by piece until our empire is established. My first step will be to u...

Do you think Jack can tell me what a person from Corsica is called?

Corsican

A general once asked Napoleon Bonaparte if he was capable of leading a country.

"Of Corsican," he replied.

The border guard asks Napoleon ‘Can you tell me your nationality?’

‘Course I can.
Corsican.’

Someone asked me the other day if I could tell them what you call someone who's from the Island north of Sardinia.

"Corsican"

Hey man, can you name the denonym for the people living on a French island in the Mediterranean?

Corsican!

My girlfriend claims I can’t carry on claiming to have French-Italian heritage when people ask me where I’m from.

Corsican.

Can a Sicilian marry a Sardinian?

Yes, of Corsican!

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A very clean joke

A Portuguese, Spaniard, Dane, Finn, Swede, German, French, Italian, Belgian, Austrian, Czech, Polish, Russian, Afgani, Serbian, Brit, Irish, Scot, Sardinian, Corsican, Icelander, Belarian, Romanian, Yugoslavian, Hungarian, Ukrainian, Bulgarian, Turk, Morrocan, Algerian, Liberian, Sudanese, S. Africa...

Can Napoleon return to his place of birth?

Of Corsican.

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