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An old rich Corsican is about to die

According to the tradition, the most lazy son inherits all wealth
"Come here, Paul", morigan says
The eldest one comes to him
"Yes, father"
"Imagine you see 500 francs and the wind blows it away. What will you do?"
"I won't do nothing. Why should I tire if there's no need?"
"Good b...

Do you think Jack can tell me what a person from Corsica is called?

Corsican

The border guard asks Napoleon ‘Can you tell me your nationality?’

‘Course I can.
Corsican.’

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A very clean joke

A Portuguese, Spaniard, Dane, Finn, Swede, German, French, Italian, Belgian, Austrian, Czech, Polish, Russian, Afgani, Serbian, Brit, Irish, Scot, Sardinian, Corsican, Icelander, Belarian, Romanian, Yugoslavian, Hungarian, Ukrainian, Bulgarian, Turk, Morrocan, Algerian, Liberian, Sudanese, S. Africa...

My girlfriend claims I can’t carry on claiming to have French-Italian heritage when people ask me where I’m from.

Corsican.

Someone from an island in the Mediterranean asked me if I could guess their ethnicity...

...I said Corsican

Someone asked me the other day if I could tell them what you call someone who's from the Island north of Sardinia.

"Corsican"

Hey man, can you name the denonym for the people living on a French island in the Mediterranean?

Corsican!

Can Napoleon return to his place of birth?

Of Corsican.

Can a Sicilian marry a Sardinian?

Yes, of Corsican!

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