Miraculously, all twenty of them managed to grab onto the same branch sticking out of the cliffside. There were nineteen beautiful blondes and one brunette. The brunette saw the branch was starting to break, so she made a decision.
"Listen ladies," she said. "As skinny as we are, this branch ...
The surgeon and his wife.
Heard this in the OR today during surgery.
A middle aged surgeon and his wife are walking along a sandy beach, when they notice a brass lamp protruding from then ground. The wife picks it up and a genie immediately spouts forth from the lamp. "You each may have 3 wishes", the genie says....
An adventurer did a quest for a farmer. When he returned, he saw the farmer had moved all his cows out onto a cliffside as far as they would go. The farmer waved him over and offered the adventurer a sword as a quest reward. The adventurer asked "Why on earth did you move all your cows out here just...
There was a man who died while going on a hike.
He saw a sign by the foot of a high cliffside and went to read it. It said "Watch out for falling boulders." He died of cancer.