I saw a little boy at the bus stop eating a giant chocolate Easter bunny. I said, "Hey kid, eating that much chocolate at one time is bad for you." He looked me in the eye and said, "Well, my grandpa lived to 103."
"Oh, really? Did *he* eat a lot of chocolate?"
"No, he minded his own damn business."
**Edit:** Credit where due -- [/u/samvet21 informs me](/r/Jokes/comments/8cnjvk/i_saw_a_little_boy_at_the_bus_stop_eating_a_giant/dxhf9ku/) that the original joke was by Philadelphia comedian [Todd Gl...
I think if women really got to know me they’d find my personality a lot like a chocolate Easter bunny.
On the outside sweet but Hollow and disappointing on the inside.
What's the difference between a male and female chocolate Easter bunny?
About a quarter inch of chocolate