Girl: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in my eyes?
Guy: No, because if I was your Father I'd be in prison.
What’s the most effective chat up line in the world?
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Man walks into a singles bar...
A man walks into a single bar looking for some action. He orders a drink and sees a gorgeous woman sitting at the bar , extremely well dressed sexy but classy.
He goes up to and says "hi.." and before he can try his chat up lines she looks him up and down and says "I don't care what your name...
Happy Paddy's Day lads and lasses
Irish chat up line: Have ya got any Irish in ya? I don't. Well would ya like some?
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