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Customer: I want cargo space

Me: Car no do that. Car no fly

Manager: See me in my office

Cargo Space

So, a man goes into a car dealership. He asks the dealer, "cargo space?". The dealer replies "car no do that. car go road."

Cargo space?

Car no do that. Car no fly.

Today I went to buy a new car. I asked the salesman a short question: “Cargo space?”

He looked at me and said: “No car no do that car no fly”

Dad is down at the auto dealership, looking at potential choices.

“Cargo space?” he asks.

The salesman, slightly confused, finally replies, “Car no do that... car go road.”

My friend told me this

(Person 1) “what do you call the amount of space in a car?”

(person 2) “ummm.... cargo space?”

p1: “Nono! Car no do that, car stay ground!”

p2: \*sighs\*

p1: “so what is it called?”

Two people are looking at a new car...

Two people are looking at a car. The first person looks at the trunk and says, "Cargo space?"

The second person looks at the other as if he's crazy. "Car no do that. Car no fly."

A Chinese man is buying a car

The salesman approaches him and starts asking questions about what they were looking for

After some questioning the car salesman says
"Cargo Space?"

The Chinese man replied "Car no go space! Car stay on ground"

Simple misunderstanding

This couple are looking to buy a new car. They see this wonderful Honda for a decent price and a salesman shows them around. The couple ask “Cargo Space?” The salesman says “The car? No! This car can’t fly”

There was a nun who volunteered at a hospital,

and since she had her doctorate and medical license, the hospital allowed her to prescribe medications. In fact, she took great joy in being able to provide prescriptions immediately, and so modified one of her uniforms to start carrying some of the more common medications and equipment. Over time, ...

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