Bundle Of Joy Jokes

The father is overjoyed. He goes to the nearest clothing store and gets a little shirt, a tiny pair of pants, an adorable little hat, and the most exquisite (and expensive) pair of shoes for his soon to be child. He and his wife stand on their porch, waiting for 2 whole weeks for the stork to arrive... read more

Each of them has a wife in labor and is anxiously awaiting the arrival of their bundle of joy. The nurse comes out and says to the first man, "Congratulations...your wife has given birth to twins!" The man says, "Wow, that is such a blessing. Twins! Imagine that! You know what's funny, though? ... read more

A nine-month pregnant woman goes to the doctor for her check-up. The doctor asks her how she feels.

"I am doing fine doctor, just waiting on my little bundle of joy. How much longer must I wait?"

"You're not ready yet. Come see me in two days and we'll see where you are."

Two d... read more