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Browser History Jokes

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[nsfw] some parents find their teenager’s browser history

It’s full of s&m porn.

Mom says: well what are we going to do?

Dad says: what do you mean?

Mom says: well.. we can’t *spank* him.

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WIFE: I found porn in the browser history

ME: \*feigning surprise\* I see. Guess it’s time I had a talk with our son

WIFE: \*rolls eyes\* He’s 3, Patches

ME: \*nodding\* I’ll go easy on him

I looked at my friends browser history and saw that he searched 'How to kill myself'

I still don't know what drove him to the Edge

I'm not panicking yet about ISPs selling my browser history to advertising companies...

On the other hand, when they offer to sell my browsing history to my wife, that would be the appropriate time to panic!

I don't have to worry about my browser history anymore

Whatever I search comes back as Facebook Ads

If my calculator had a history,

it would be more embarrassing than my browser history :P

My wife asked me why I never go to Confession.

I told her I just clear my browser history when I want to wash away my sins.

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When I got home yesterday I saw my girlfriend had thrown all my stuff onto the front lawn.

I asked her what she doing and she said "I saw your browser history! Get out of my life you paedophile!"

I thought this was absolutely crazy!

When the fuck did they start teaching words like "paedophile" to eight year-olds?

Your palm lines tells a lot about you...

but your Browser history tells everything.

Dad, why is my sister called Makeup Tutorial?

Because it was in your mom's browser history.

Ok, thank you dad.

No problem,

I asked my doctor if I have OCD because of my compulsive cleaning.

Apparently cleaning your browser history does not count.

What is something kids love to and clean the most?

Their browser history

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LPT: The first thing you should do after an orgasm.

Clear the browser history.

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The body of an homosexual, existentialist fugitive was found in a motel 2 years after the case went cold.

Across an entire wall the words "How do they know" were scrawled, surrounded by places and names connected by bits of string.
The police investigated this, but they couldn't decipher it beyond the ravings of a madman.

The body was found in front of a computer after people at the motel repo...

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