Big Fan Jokes - 66 Hilarious Big Fan Jokes

My friend is such a big fan of the Royal Family, each of his four sons are named after a king.

**Henry**

**George**

**Charles**

**Burger.**

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I'm a big fan of underground rappers

Such as Tupac, Eazy-E, XXXTentacion, and Juice Wrld

I’m a big fan of books like “Huckleberry Finn” and “Tom Sawyer,”

I’m also a fan of songs like “Man! I feel like a woman” and “You’re still the one.” I can’t help but think that this author would write wonderfully folksy songs for this artist.

But sadly, never the Twain shall meet.

A guy was boarding a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. "This is exciting!" thought the gentleman. "I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person.” Suddenly, the man realized his seat was right next to the Pope himself!

Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to His Holiness.

Shortly after take-off, the Pope took a crossword puzzle out of his carry on bag and began penciling in the answers.

"This is fantastic!" the gentleman mused. "I'm really good at crosswords!"

It crossed his mind that if ...

An airplane's propeller is just a big fan, and its purpose is to keep the pilot's cool.

Need proof?

Watch how much they "sweat" when it stops spinning!

I’m a big fan of whiteboards.

I find them quite re-markable.

My girlfriend said she's a big fan of horoscopes. You know what that makes me?

Single.

I'm a real big fan of the Skyline GT-R...

But I don't think looking up Nissan R34 is a good idea.

I am a big fan of Fifty Cent.

Or as we call him in Zimbabwe: **Ten Billions Dollars.**

I'm a big fan of air conditioning

Especially if the air is trying to be rebellious.

Why aren't Incel's big fans off Iron-Man?

They're just not big on Fe-Males, that's all.

I’m a big fan of Eye jokes,

The cornea the better

I'm a big fan of 50 cent

Or as he's known in Zimbabwe, 10 billion dollars

I was a big fan of Extreme Vetting

Then I found out it isn't a show about skydiving into the desert to perform dog surgery.

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I'm not a big fan of people who don't like Peanut Butter Cups

I find them to be reesist.

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I'm a big fan of the Beatles, in particular Paul McCartney.

I made an account on the official Beatles website and made my profile picture an album of Paul McCartney throughout the years. However an admin told me I was going to be banned, I asked why and was shown the list of rules and the first was "Users are not allowed multipaul accounts."

I'm not really a big fan of boat puns

But frigate

I am a big fan of playing different kind of songs together.

You can say that I am medley in love with it.

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NSFW A nurse is bathing a female patient who is in a coma..

A nurse is bathing a female patient who is in a coma when she notices that the patients heart rate and breathing increase whenever she cleans the genital area. She gets the idea that oral sex might actually revive her. She calls the patient's husband over and explains that oral sex might revive her,...

A blonde was taking helicopter lessons.

The instructor said, "I would radio you every 1,000 feet to see how you are doing."

At 1,000 feet, the instructor radioed her to tell she was doing great.

At 2,000 feet, the instructor radioed her to tell her again, she was doing great.

As the helicopter got to 3,000 feet, the ...

If you say "I'm a big fan of John Wayne," it's normal...

But add the word Gacy and suddenly you're a weirdo.

Did you know Elvis was a big fan of Chicken Strips?

He even wrote a song about them called “Love Me Tender”.

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A man and a woman were having sex

Her: I want you to hurt me

Him: Your sister is more successful than you

Her: Wait

Him: Not a big fan of the new haircut

Her: Stoppp

Not a big fan of German sausage.

It's the wurst

You know I gotta say, I’m a big fan of shields.

They’re really something I can get behind.

I'm not a big fan of political jokes.

I've seen way too many get elected

A friend of mine is a big fan of the Doppler Effect.

He soon changed his tune when he ran it past me.

I’m a big fan of Hip-Hop cover artists

My personal favorite is Repost Malone

Why don’t they use big fans to blow air on windmills for energy?

Engineers can’t agree on a wind-wind situation.

My girlfriend is a big fan of Bono’s music.

Every time I tell her I love her she tells me she loves U2.

A windmill walks into a bar

And orders a MaCallan neat. The barkeep says, “ah I see you like Scotch”

The windmill replies, “yeah I’m a pretty big fan”

I'm a big fan of Karl Marx's books, and if that makes me a communist;

Then So vie It

A lawyer I know is a big fan of U2

He's pro Bono.

I used to be a big fan of Michael J Fox...

...but his latest performances have been a little shaky.

I am a big fan of Canadian bacon...

...but I have yet to find out how they turn Americans into cheese.

My name is Afterhim because my father was a big fan of Rocky Balboa

So he decided to name me after him

Why are people from Michigan such big fans of the Lion King?

They get to see lions winning for a change.

Fat Girls

Last night I was having some wings and beer with a coworker after work. There were these two pretty, but kinda fat girls drinking at the bar and being loud. They had what I could have sworn was a Scottish accent.

I'm a big fan of girls from the UK, so I struck up a conversation. I asked them,...

I went to a miniature wind turbine exhibition yesterday.

Got to say….not a big fan.

The Spanish assassin

There was once a hitman who was known for his skill and stealth. Nobody really knew his identity, except for the fact that he always used to count to three before shooting his victim.

One time, a mob leader wanted a hit on a rival leader, so he hired him. He said "I want the kill to be clean,...

Lawyers must be pretty big fans of the legendary Irish rock band U2.

Almost all of them go on about all the pro-Bono things that they do.

A catholic comedian was a big fan of John Paul II when he was pope...

and it was his lifelong dream to make the pope laugh with one of his jokes.

It's not easy to get an audience with the pope, but the man becomes successful and his admiration for the pope becomes known, and eventually he does it. He get's an audience.

He's so excited. He kisses the rin...

Tom Brady asked me if I could help him after his house’s air conditioning system broke.

I declined because I’m not a big fan.

The Pope & his crossword puzzle

A man is preparing to board a train when he hears that the Pope is also going to be using that mode of transportation because he apparently wanted to try something different.

"This is exciting," the man thinks. "I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person...

A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine...

The solar panel says, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"
The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan."

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A kid comes home from the prom and takes his father aside and brags that he just experienced his first blowjob.

The kid's father, beaming, asks his son if he enjoyed it. The kid says "I loved it. But not a big fan of the taste."

I quite enjoy blowing air around a room.

In fact, I'm a big fan.

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One day, a red fruit loop looked at himself in the mirror and said, "I need to become an orange fruit loop."

It was a daunting task. But after working out for two hours a day, with five-gram weights, and getting a degree in economics, *wa-zaam!* he was an orange fruit loop. But he was still hungry.

Again Looking at himself in the mirror, he said, "I need to become a yellow fruit loop." It was a d...

A man walks into a bar, and sees King Kong having a drink...

Now, the man loves all of Kong's films, so he decides to walk up to him. He says, "wow! King Kong! I'm such a big fan. Sorry to bother you, but do you have time for a photo? "

King Kong suddenly looks up, checks his watch.

He turns to the man and says "sorry, I've a plane to catch".

Since my work is reliant on it i might be biased, but i never understood why people say wind power is ineffective

Honestly i'm a big fan

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I'm a building contractor, recently I was hired to create a new set for a porn production company and told I have free reign over its design.

I was never a big fan of porn and was concerned I wouldn't be able to create a suitable set for such productions without guidance, but the client reassured me

"If you build it, they will come."

I recently paid a visit to the "World's Largest Wind Turbine" exhibit.

Honestly, not a big fan.

A Jehovah’s Witness knocked at my door this morning.

“Could you spare a few moments to talk about the Judgement Day?” he asked.

“Well,” I replied, “I’m not a big fan of the Terminator series.” I Said

Why is Kevin Malone's son named Ho?

He's a big fan of a Macaulay Culkin movie.

I met my girlfriend's parents last weekend.

Me: I'm a big fan of your work.

I'm not personally a fan of windmills.

But, I know they're a bunch of big fans.

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People get really annoyed when I stand in one corner of my therapist’s office and blow air at people.

Everyone hates it, but I’m a big fan.

So, someone asked me a question the other day.

They asked me if I wanted to do a threesum.

Of course, I declined the offer. Im not really a big fan of math.

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Wind turbines...

BIG FAN!

(Fun fact, this one time, I was out playing tourist with my girlfriend and we were waiting for the ice cream store to open (because someone decided you can’t have ice cream for breakfast) so we went into a gift shop.

There was a joke book, so I picked it up and read the first ...

I wasn't sure about gluing a propeller to my face

but now I'm a big fan

Police Officer: "Why did you run that red light back there!!?

Me: "Are you a Cain Velasquez fan?"

Officer: (looks surprised) Yeah, big fan".

Me: "My damn knee buckled when I tried to hit the brake."

Officer: (Puts his head down) You can go

A Fellow Jets Fan

A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Jets jersey helmet and is holding Jets pom poms. The bartender says, "Hey! No pets allowed in here! You'll have to leave!"

The man begs, "Look I'm desperate. We're both big fans, my TV is broken, and this is the only...

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I am a very big fan of white boards,

there're quite re-markable

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An old couple are sitting on a seat in a park, side by side...

... the husband leans over to his wife, says "Fuck you" and smiles.

The wife turns to him, also smiling, and replies "Fuck you too, dear."

They both sit in silence for a few minutes, before the wife turns to her husband.

"Dear, I can't say I'm a big fan of this oral sex."

So a guy asked me what I think about windmills...

I answered, "big fan"

Scooby Doo doesn't normally like rocks...

But he's a big fan of Velma's Rubies.

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