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I always tip the bathroom attendant...

Because I know he's seen some shit.

What did the Mountain lion say to the bathroom attendant?

Out of the way, Iā€™m about to Puma pants!

Berlin's Hottest Nightclub

A hot new nightclub, Integers, opened up in Berlin. The club's
advertising referenced the "infinite" amount of space on the inside, and its excellent location downtown. The walls were sleek and black, with purple house lights and an immaculate sound system. Drinks were all priced at whole dollar...

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