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I walked into a vietnamese restaurant

To be annoying, I purposely mispronounced all the food items on the menu.

I only did it to test the waiters’ patience.

I was having fun, but knew they were going to banh mi.

I got kicked out of my favorite Vietnamese restaurant and told I can never come back.

How dare they banh mi!

I posted some misinformation about Vietnamese cuisine on Facebook

Now i regret. I should've known they'd banh mi for that.

Mr Connor took his daughter, Anna, to a Vietnamese church....

....in the hopes of getting her to stop her rebellious teenage shenanigans.
Anna obviously resistant, warned him beforehand that she'll go to the church, but she doesn't want to attend the church habitually.
Mr Connor agreed with Anna, hoping the one visit will be enough.
At the front of th...

I was making too many puns in r/sandwiches...

the mods had to banh mi

What kind of food should you order while in r/Pyongyang?

The banh mi

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You know you're a Minnesotan Abroad if

You get weird looks if you ask for your pizza to be cut into squares.

You've gotten strange looks when you whipped out your Super America fuel card, your TCF Bank debit card, your Dunn Brothers gift card, or White Castle refillable cup at a gas station.

You're the only one in a t-shirt...

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