What did the axe murderer say when he was in a hurry?
Chop chop.
My friend got arrested for saying he was an axe murderer.
Turns out he's just a really bad guitarist.
Computer problems
I had a close friend who was tragically killed by an axe murderer. Strangely, I recently received a friend request from him on Facebook... I think he’s been hacked
What do you call a person who sprays deodorant at people and chokes them?
An axe murderer
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