What did the axe murderer say when he was in a hurry?

Chop chop.

My friend got arrested for saying he was an axe murderer.

Turns out he's just a really bad guitarist.

What food does an axe murderer think is the best aphrodisiac?

Chopped dates

Computer problems

I had a close friend who was tragically killed by an axe murderer. Strangely, I recently received a friend request from him on Facebook... I think he’s been hacked

What do you call a person who sprays deodorant at people and chokes them?

An axe murderer

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