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Autoerotic Jokes

My depressed roommate is into autoerotic asphyxiation

Every time I see a noose around his head, I don't know if he's coming or going

Some guys at my school got caught trying autoerotic asphyxiation

One got suspended, the others got off.

A Plant's Guide to Autoerotic Asphyxiation

By Artichoke

Why is singing like autoerotic asphyxiation?

Because sometimes you just gotta belt it out

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I think my girlfriend wants me to try autoerotic asphyxiation...

... every time I talk to her about sex she leaves me hanging!

Having not watched the film, I thought ‘Die Hard’

Was about autoerotic asyphixiation

What is it called when you get aroused by jumping through windows?

Autoerotic Defenestration

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Not all of the weird sexual stuff you hear about is as good as it's cracked up to be...

I mean you can tell me how great autoerotic asphyxiation is till you're blue in the face.

I waste so much time trying to strangle myself for pleasure when I should be being productive

I wish I'd never got into autoerotic procrastination.

I watched Die Hard the other day...

Was disappointed. The movie had *nothing* to do with autoerotic asphyxiation.

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