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What do Shakespeare and attention seekers have in common?

They're great at creating drama and much ado about nothing.

I'm a paranoid attention seeker.

I always think someone isn't talking about me.

We were at Kyle's place last week and had an idea

You know how everyone has occasionally had the great idea to try and snort assorted things? Like pixie stix and rock candy? That's where this story takes place.

Somehow the topic of conversation wandered to the effects of cocaine and other substances on the nostrils. The attention seeker of t...

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