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Hey girl, are you an obelisk?

Because I'm trying to find out what an obelisk is through process of elimination.

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Damn girl are you an amusement park

Because I see six red flags

My new pickup line: Hey, are you an interest rate?

Because I’d love to Compound you.

Hey girl, are you an airport?

Coz you have so much baggage.

Hey girl, are you an angel?

Cause so was satan.

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Why are you an asshole?

Because my blood type is B negative.

Hey girl, are you an arms dealer?

Cause every time I see you, you give me a semi, automatic.

Hey girl are you an electron?

Because you’re so damn negative

Hey girl, are you an obelisk?

Because I'm trying to find out what an obelisk is through process of elimination.

Girl are you an electron?

Because I’m positive I feel potential between us

Girl, are you an unicorn?

Because I wish you were real...



...Damn I am lonely

Are you an N95 mask?

Cause I want you on my face

Pick up line: Girl are you an oreo?

Cos I wanna open you up and lick all the good stuff inside

Damn girl are you an apple product?

Because you’re expensive and useless

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Hey girl, are you an object-oriented programming language?

Because you've got class.

Are you an oscillating fan?

No?

LIAR

Hey girl, are you an integral?

Because I'd like to find the area under your curves

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Hey gurl, are you an alarm clock?

Cos your annoying and won’t shut the fuck up

Are you an orphan?

A man was walking down the street and saw this poor boy sitting on the street. He goes and asks: "boy, are you perhaps an orphan?"
The kid answers back "yes, what gave it away? Was it the dirty clothes? The smell? My lack of a home?".
The man answers "no Son, your parents gave you away"

Hey girl, are you an angle?

Cos I'm sinning to know you.

Hey girl, are you an American highschool?

Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside you

Hey babe are you an angel?

Because I'm allergic to feathers.

Hey baby, are you an introductory credit card offer?

Because your terms are hard to understand and you keep saying you have no interest.

Hey girl, are you an empty refrigerator?

Because you don't have to be running

Girl, are you an HM move?

'Cause I can't seem to forget about you!

Damn girl are you an Indian reservation?

Cause I want to lay some pipe in you.

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Damn girl, are you an ultrasound technician?

Because I'd like to know what sex we're having.

Girl, are you an ITT Tech degree?

Because you're worthless.

Depressing pickup lines.

Are you suicide?
Because I think about you every day.

Are you a toaster?
Because I really want to take a bath with you.

Are you a noose?
Because I really want to hang with you.

Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me.

Are you anti-...

Are you an elixir?

Because you made my PP go up.

Hey gurl, are you an inaccurate answer?

Because that is one-significant-figure

So a German, an Englishman and an Irishman

were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when they were arrested by Saudi police. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so they are all sentenced to death!

However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to app...

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