Are You A Jokes - 45 Hilarious Are You A Jokes

Hey girl, are you a newspaper?

Because there’s a new issue with you every single day

Damn girl are you a piñata?

Because imma need a blindfold before I hit that

Damn babe are you a Minneapolis police officer?

'Cos you're breathtaking..

Damn girl, are you a piñata?

Because I'm going to need a blindfold to hit that

Hey baby, are you a GPU?

Cause I wanna make you mine.

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Damn girl are you a Rubik's cube?

Because you, you stupid .

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Are you a cigarette ?

Because you’re smoking hot and I want to put your in my mouth.

Yo girl, are you a zero APR loan?

Because I don't really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest.

Hey girl, are you a broken compass?

Because I’m not really sure where I’m going with this

Damn girl are you a smoke detector?

Because you're super annoying and won't shut up

Damn boy, are you a bra?

Because you make me uncomfortable but society has brainwashed me into thinking I need you.

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Damn girl are you a parked car?

Because I would have to be drunk as to hit that

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Hey baby are you a Communist?

Because i can feel an uprising in my lower class.

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Are you a VIRGIN?

Joe had a blind date with Maria for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself more and more attracted to her.

After some really passionate embracing, he said: "Tell me, do you object to making love?"

"That is something I have never done before," Maria replied.

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Hey, girl. Are you a fire alarm

Because you're annoying and wont shut up

Damn girl, are you a toaster?

Because a bath with you would send me to heaven.

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Damn girl are you a math book?

Because you have a lot of problems I don't want to deal with.

Damn girl are you a windows update?

'Cause I'll do you later

“Hey, bug on my back,” asked a fly. “Are you a mite?”

“I mite be,” giggled the mite.

The fly groaned. “That’s the worst joke I’ve ever heard!”

“Well, what did you expect?” said the mite. “I came up with it on the fly.”

A 90-year-old man goes for a physical and all of his tests come back normal. The doctor says, “Larry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?”

Larry replies, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, ! The light goes on. When I’m done, ! The light goes off.”

“Wow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says.

A little later in the da...

At the Olympics I saw an athletic guy carrying a long stick and asked him, "Are you a pole vaulter?"

He looked surprised and said, "No, I am a German. But how did you know my name is Walter?"

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A job I was interviewing at I was asked, “are you a registered offender?”

I told them offendedly and sternly, “no I’m not registered!”

[OC] Hey girl, are you a keyboard?

Because you're something I might just smash out of frustration.

Girl, are you a Windows update?

Because not now.

A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?"

"I'm an undercover detective."

"Then why are you in uniform?"

"Today is my day off."

Girl, are you a microwave?

Because mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Are you a hoagie person?

Because you're subhuman.

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Damn girl are you a redditor?

Cause you just keep repeating the same

My Girlfriend has been repeatedly asking me “Are you a character from Alice in Wonderland?” and it’s getting really annoying

My Friend asked me “Are you mad at her?”

I replied “Don’t you start too”

Hey girl, are you a Chinese immigrant from the 1800s?

Because I want to make you mine.

Are you a car muffler?

Because you are exhausting!

Ayy girl, are you a gas station?

Because your prices went up significantly within the last few months

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Girl, are you a popsicle?

'Cause you're cold as and you act like you have a stick up your .

Hey girl, are you a toaster?

Cuz I wanna turn you on and put you in my bath.

Just saw a guy running down the road with a cape on, so I shouted, "Hey! Are you a superhero!?"

He yelled back, "Nah, I didn't pay for my haircut!"

Are you a vulture?

Because I can't carrion loving you like this.

Damn girl, are you a haunted house?

Because I'm scared to come inside you.

Are you a question?

Because I'd like to ask you out.

A girl asked me are you a simp?

I said no my father was a simp, me and my brothers are actually Simpsons

Are you a tide pod?

Because you’re lookin’ like a snack but you’re really just toxic to everyone.

Hey girl, are you a computer?

Because you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.

A young job applicant was being interviewed for an entry-level position. His prospective boss asked, "Are you a smoker?" "Not even a little," said the young man. "How about alcoholic beverages?" "Never touch 'em," he replied.

The boss smiled and asked, "So you spend a lot of time with girls?"
The applicant said, "No, not really."
"So you don't have any vices?"
"Well, I do have one," he admitted.
"And what would that be?" the boss asked.
"I tell lies."

Hey girl, are you a Java compiler?

Because when I proposed a Date, you said I wasn't your type.

Baby, are you a pool?

Because damn you're so shallow!

Girl are you a princess?

Because you look like you died in a car crash.

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