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April 1 Jokes

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April 1 . . .

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?


Old Lady: I am 94 years old.


Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?


Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening...

A letter from Walmart

Dear Mrs. Samples:

Over the past six months, your husband, Royse Samples has been causing quite a commotion in our Lawton store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and, as a result, will ban your entire family from shopping in any of our stores if even one more incident occurs. We have ...

Mark Zuckerberg published “a privacy-focused vision” for Facebook today.

Oh wait, it’s not April 1.

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