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April 1st Jokes

Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?

They just finished a 31 day March.

Did you know that the original Easter took place on April 1st?

That Jesus sure knew how to pull off a prank!

What do you call pandas on April 1st?

Bamboo-zler!

I once knew someone who was born on April 1st and died on April 1st...

...His entire life was one big joke.

The best time to propose is on April 1st...

If they say no you can yell April fools!

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A woman is going through labor on April 1st

Her husband is driving her to the hospital and when they get to their room, he tells the doctor that he can’t watch up close but he asks if he can stand and watch outside the window. The doctor agrees.

As the baby comes out, the husband gets excited as he sees his new child. The doctor grabs ...

I have joined reddit on april 1st

so I guess you can say

I'm the joke.

Surviving an attempted murder on April 1st.

Is just gods way of saying "April Fools"

We can always count on /r/jokes on April 1st...

for not making jokes like the rest of the subreddits.

You gotta think about all those April 1st birthdays...

Their birthday parties must be a joke!

Q: When does January end?

A: February 1st


Q: When does March end?

A: April 1st

Q: When does May end?

A: June 7th

I have an April fools joke going on with my landlord

I am not paying rent this April 1st hehe, don't tell him

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My Dad being an asshole to an 8 year old

Best April Fools Day joke; i was like 7 or 8, my dad and I are talking trash all of March 31st about who is gonna prank who better. Morning of april 1st my dad wakes me up and rushes me into the shower, has me change my clothes, and eat breakfast. As I'm about to head out to the bus stop I noticed i...

I love when people are super committed to carrying out a joke...

For instance, my parents told me I was a disappointment and kicked me out 4 years ago on April 1st. They haven’t spoken to me since.

Timmy's April Fool's joke

The day is April 1st, and Timmy wanted to play an April Fool's joke on his mom.
His mom comes home from work, and Timmy rushes to her.

"Mommy! Mommy!" He says, frantically.

"What is it, Timmy?" She asks.

"Dad hanged himself in the garage!"

The mom screams, then rushes...

Today is "International Women's Day",

but don't worry guys “International Men’s Day” is coming April 1st.

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Grandma in Court

**Defense Attorney:**
Will you please state your age?

**Little Old Lady:**
I am **94** years old.

**Defense Attorney:**
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of **April 1st?**

**Little Old Lady:**
There I was, sitting there in my s...

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