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All Star Jokes

My neighbors listen to Smash Mouth's All Star a lot.

Whether they like it or not.

I listened to All Star so many times it gave me tinnitus.

Now, my ears start humming and they don't stop humming.

Dan Schneider is the final boss of Nickelodeon All Star Brawl

As Master Foot.

What do all Star Trek captains have in common?

They all have three ears.


A left ear.

A right ear.

And a final frontier.

Team LeBron beat team Durant in the NBA All Star game last night.

Immediately after the game Kevin Durant announced he is signing with Team LeBron.

What's the best thing about memes of All Star?

They don't stop coming.

My friend told me he really dislikes "All Star" by Smashmouth.

I said: "Hey now..."

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A friend recently asked me if i'd rather have an orgasm each time I hear All Star by Smash Mouth, or hear said song each time I have an orgasm.

I told them the choice is irrelevant as I already do both. Not even sorry.

[spoilers] Roses are red, the sea's full of salt

Everyone's dead, It's all Star Lord's fault.

A joke I heard in China that may or may not be known to the outside world

Tom visits Bob’s house and notices that Bob doesn’t have a clock. Surprised, he asks Bob how he tells time. “I have a piano,” Bob explained, “you want a demonstration?”

That night, Bob started playing All Star on his piano. A neighbor knocks on his door and yells, “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING...

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