Doctor: sorry sir but your body has run out of magnesium
Me: 0mg
I had a dream where I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
I was like 0mg
My doctor told me some troubling news today.
He said: “Your body has zero magnesium.”
So I replied: “0mg”
My magnesium levels in blood have dropped down to dangerous levels!!!!
0mg!!
Doctor: Our tests show you have no magnesium or potassium in your body.
Patient: 0MG, 0K
I got my test results back. Turns out I was dangerously low on magnesium and potassium.
0MG 0K.
A guy sees his Doctor who tells him he has really low magnesium in his blood
The guy says 0Mg
Today I tried nicotine free juice in my vape
0mg
The other day, after much trial and error, I successfully became completely weightless...
I was like, 0mg!
What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?
0mg !!!!
Whats a sugar free drink's favorite abbreviation?
0mg
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