Ziploc Bag Jokes - 2 Hilarious Ziploc Bag Jokes

What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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Circumcision Joke [nsfw]

A mohel (for those who don't know, a mohel/moyel/mohil is a Jewish person trained as a circumciser for the bris) is about to retire and calls his friend in to tell him the news. His friend said "Why that's wonderful news, you've spent many a year behind the knife, I bet you'll be glad to retire." ...

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