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A guy walks into a bar

"Well, today is my lucky day. Walking over here I found a brand new pair of Yeezy shoes nailed to a tree with a note that said "Free" next to it. So I took it," the guy tells the bartender. "You never know when you might need a nail."

What does Kim say when Kanye is freaking out?

Yeezy Yeezy, calm down.

I was in this bar in LA, and Kanye West walks in...He looks around and just walks back out.

Oh well. Yeezy come, Yeezy go.

How does Kanye West like his eggs?

Over Yeezy

How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

^forgive ^me

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