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Wonka Jokes

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Why are wonka's a good name for testicles?

Because they're located in between a Willy and a chocolate factory

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What does Willy Wonka give his employees when they get laid off?

An everlasting jobstopper

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5 minutes into watching willy wonka and the chocolate factory and I'm craving chocolate

This is why I can't watch breaking bad

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Cannot believe the new Chocolate Factory prequel movie is unimaginatively titled “Wonka”…

I mean we had “Young Sheldon”, so why can’t we have “Small Willy”?

It would be a much better fit.

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What does Willy Wonka use to keep his factory clean?

Oompa Roombas

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What do you get when you cross Willy Wonka with stolen fizzy lifting drinks?

You get *NOTHING*! *YOU LOSE*! *GOOD DAY, SIR*!

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Why did Willy Wonka close his chocolate factory?

He was short staffed.

My first attempt at writing a joke, please take it easy on me.

A man walks into a candy shop, as he is perusing around the shop he notices the shopkeep waving him over to the counter. Not sure what he is really looking for he makes his way over to the counter to see if the shopkeep can be of any assistance.

Man: I'm not quite sure what I'm looking for, n...

What's the difference between Nestle and Wonka?

Wonka endangered less children.

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What does Charlie Bucket call Willy Wonka?

His Sugar Daddy.

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What do Michael Jackson and Willy Wonka have in common?

They both love showing kids their chocolate factory.

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In an attempt to make up for poor sales, the Willy Wonka company is branching out and making a line if chastity belts

They're calling them "Everlasting Knob Stoppers".

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Why didn't willy wonka choose violet to take over the factory?

Because that would require a woman to break the glass ceiling.

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There's a sucker born every minute...

...in the maternity ward of Willy Wonka's Lollipop Hospital.

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Forget writing Santa asking for miracle...

...I'm writing Willy Wonka and asking for an Everlasting GOPstopper.

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When I was a boy, Gene Wilder touched me

With his acting as Willy Wonka.

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Donald Trump

Is proof that Willie Wonka had sex with the Oompa Loompas.

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