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I was in the car the other day with the Misses when she said to me " im sure the people in the car next to us are welsh" What makes you think that i said.

" well cos the kids in the back are writing "stit ruoy su wohs" on the window.........

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Hitler's driving together with Himmler and Goebbels to the next staff meeting....

When suddenly Himmler yells to Hitler "You missed the turn, you idiot!"

To which Goebbels (the great propagandist he is) loudly and correctly proclaims "You moron. The Fuhrer is not idiot. We were always going in this direction!"

Hitler finally replies with a thick accent "Don't woh-rr...

A man breaks down on a country road in Ireland and hears a voice.

He opens opens his bonnet/hood and looks at the engine. He knows nothing about cars and has no hope of fixing it, then he hears a voice "Check the alternator"....Where the hell did that voice come from, he looks round and leaning over a gate is a huge white horse looking at him "Check the alternator...

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