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Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

A. Anything you want, there's nothing he can do about it.

What do you call a man with no shins?

Toney.

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody nose...

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What do you call a man with no penis?

Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t cum.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your pool?

Bob.

In a pile of leaves?

Russell.

In a hole?

Doug.

On a wall?

Art.

At your front door?

Matt.

Two armless legless men in front of your window?

Kurt and Rod.

My friend asked me “What do you call a man with no legs?”

It’s been over two days and i’m totally stumped. Any help?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that plays 15 musical instruments?

Stump the Band

Collecting Name Jokes

I know there are a whole bunch of these but I only remember a few, please post any you think of!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in your pool? Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs...

Trying to accumulate all jokes of this particular format:

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a bush?
Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the Australian outback?
Dusty

What do you call a man with a shovel standing next to a deep hole?
Dug

I would like more of these jok...

Here’s 2 jokes: What do you call a woman with 1 arm and 1 leg?

Eileen


What do you call a man with no shins?



Neil

What are your favorite "No arms, no legs" jokes?

In case you don't know the format, here's a few examples.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pond?
Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pot?
Stu.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Rustle....

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