What Do You Call A Man With No Jokes - 13 Hilarious What Do You Call A Man With No Jokes

Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

A. Anything you want, there's nothing he can do about it.

upvote

downvote

report

What do you call a man with no shins?

Toney.

upvote

downvote

report

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody nose...

upvote

downvote

report

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What do you call a man with no penis?

Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t cum.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your pool?

Bob.

In a pile of leaves?

Russell.

In a hole?

Doug.

On a wall?

Art.

At your front door?

Matt.

Two armless legless men in front of your window?

Kurt and Rod.

upvote

downvote

report

My friend asked me “What do you call a man with no legs?”

It’s been over two days and i’m totally stumped. Any help?

upvote

downvote

report

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

upvote

downvote

report

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

upvote

downvote

report

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that plays 15 musical instruments?

Stump the Band

upvote

downvote

report

Collecting Name Jokes

I know there are a whole bunch of these but I only remember a few, please post any you think of!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in your pool? Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs...

upvote

downvote

report

Trying to accumulate all jokes of this particular format:

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a bush?
Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the Australian outback?
Dusty

What do you call a man with a shovel standing next to a deep hole?
Dug

I would like more of these jok...

upvote

downvote

report

Here’s 2 jokes: What do you call a woman with 1 arm and 1 leg?

Eileen

What do you call a man with no shins?

Neil

upvote

downvote

report

What are your favorite "No arms, no legs" jokes?

In case you don't know the format, here's a few examples.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pond?
Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pot?
Stu.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Rustle....

upvote

downvote

report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.