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Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

A. Anything you want, there's nothing he can do about it.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who swam across the English Channel?

A clever dick

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a pool of water.

Bob.

What do you call a man mounted on a wall?
Art.

What do you call one man crouched between another man's legs?
Peter.

What do you call a man in a hole?
Phil.

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