Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?
A. Anything you want, there's nothing he can do about it.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your pool?
Bob.
In a pile of leaves?
Russell.
In a hole?
Doug.
On a wall?
Art.
At your front door?
Matt.
Two armless legless men in front of your window?
Kurt and Rod.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?
A taxi
What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, with a speech impediment living under the sink?
Dwayne.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that plays 15 musical instruments?
Stump the Band
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