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Wear Protection Jokes

I know it's lockdown, but if we both wear protection and take other safety protocols...

...can I come over and get a haircut?

Why are there more slugs in the world than snails?

Because slugs don't wear protection.

Sean Connery: A Man Who Conquers All

*obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice*

What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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My father ladies and gentlemen...

So, when we were younger we used to run a single line off the back of one of the snowmobiles, put a splitter on her with two lengths of ski rope about 25' long, gear up with helmets and suits, and throw two guys on on those flying saucers, (you know, like the ones on National Lampoon's Vacation) and...
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