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Wats Jokes

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Wats da difference between a jew an a canoe?

A canoe tips

A monkey is sitting in a tree

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint. The lizard looks up and says “Hey! Wats up? The monkey says “Smoking a joint, come..join me"

Both Have few joints together. After a while the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the river.

At the r...

How do you measure a great misunderstanding?

In kiloWats

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Well we're having it tonight. It's [wats](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wat_%28food%29) for dinner!

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