My very pregnant wife complained that bending over the sink to wash dishes was too hard on her back

"Oooh babe," I sympathized, "why don't you just stand sideways?"

The stitches come out on Monday.

Don't ever have multiple people wash dishes together.

It's hard for them to stay in sink.

My wife was wondering if we should wash dishes by hand, in order to save a little money.

I figure that using the dishwasher uses more electricity, but less water. So overall it's a wash.

So I asked my roommate to put in an order for a dishwasher but I spelled it as "dishwatcher"

Now there's a man in my kitchen watching me wash dishes by hand

Jesus Christ turned water into wine and got worshiped by millions.

I turned weed into cookies and now I have to wash dishes at an Olive Garden to pay rent.

Why do you want divorce?

*Judge :* Why do you want divorce?

*Petitioner:* My wife asks me to peel off Garlic, cut Onions, wash dishes

*Judge:* What's the problem in this? Just warm up the Garlic, it will be easy to peel it. Before cutting Onions just chill them in the refrigerator and then while cutting them t...

Prehistoric womens had very strong arms

Yea, we have to remember that they had to wash dishes made out of stone

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A young man is about to meet the parents of his girlfriend for the first time. He goes over to her house for dinner and everything is going great until after the meal when he suddenly becomes very gassy. His girlfriend and her mother go to wash dishes and the only ones around is the father and an ol...

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