Waking Up Early Jokes - 5 Hilarious Waking Up Early Jokes

So there was this kid who was lazy and couldnt wake up early..

His mom wanted to teach him a lesson about the benefits of waking up early.

She said: Son, i am going to tell you a little story and then i want you to tell me what did you learn from it ok?

Son: Ok

Mom: imagine two birds. First bird always wakes up early and can find bugs to f...

People in Athens have a hard time waking up early

Because dawn is tough on grease

I have done some really bad things for money

Like waking up early for work.

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My dad's 5:30 AM sense of humor

My ex-gf was over the house, and we were waking up early to go down to massachusetts early one thursday morning (we live in NH).

We never would wake up early so her being up and moving at 530 surprised him.

As she comes out of the bathroom he asks " What are you two doing up s...

There is a story passed down in China about an emperor from the Ming Dynasty.

It is said that he favored deer above all else. Throughout the region, everyone knew that to kill a deer was the highest offense.

One day, a village awoke to find a dead buck in the yard of one of the villagers. Despite his pleading, the eldest man of the household was publicly killed. A remi...

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