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A beautiful night in a Moscow park.

A young couple is sitting on a bench.

The girl says "Vanya, take your glasses off, you're tearing my pantyhose!"

A few minutes later the girl speaks again "Vanya, put your glasses on, you're fucking the bench!"

Where do writing utensils live?

Pencil-vanya

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