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Running Away from Home - Red Skelton

His little boy Richie is telling his sister Valentina, (in his Mead Widdle Kid voice):

“They don’t love me no more. I took my cookies, put them in a knapsack, tossed it over me shoulder, and started walkin’.”

“After a little while, a police officer asked me what I was doin’, so I told ...

A Russian Couple's Nightly Ritual

Every evening for 20 years, when Mikhail and Valentina would go to bed, they would take a bottle of vodka out of the nightstand, pour a shot for each, knock it back, and go to sleep.

One night before bed, Mikhail goes to the kitchen to pour a glass of water and admire the beautiful night. But...

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