The madam opened the brothel door in Miami and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.
"May I help you sir?" she asked.
The man replied, "I want to see Valerie."
"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhap...
A boy sees a beautiful girl across the street.
After they hit it off, he goes home and excitedly tells his dad the news.
“Dad, I just got to know this amazing girl across the street! She lives really close by and her name is Jenna. I really like her!”
The father winces and looks at him. “Son, I’m sorry to tell you this, but Jenna i...
The snow in the UK is pretty bad right now
So I thought I’d check on my elderly 85 year old neighbour Valerie to see if she needed anything from the shops.
She said she did so I gave her my list too, no point us both going out in this weather.
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