What's the difference between a used car salesman and a computer salesman?
A used car salesman knows when he's lying.
A man goes to Heaven and meets Jesus.
Upon arriving at the pearly gates, Jesus said, "Come on in. I'll show you around. I really think you'll like it here."
Walking through the gates, the man noticed that there were clocks everywhere. It appeared that Heaven was nothing more than a giant clock warehouse.
Surprised at how H...
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