What's the difference between a used car salesman and a computer salesman?
A used car salesman knows when he's lying.
What does a pimp have in common with a used car salesman?
They both tricked me out of money with a passable tranny.
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Four guys were golfing when one gets a phone call and walks away
The other three guys start talking about how successful their sons have been. The first guy explains how his son started as an entry level stock broker, but now owns his own wealth management firm. The last time he got a friend a gift, he gave him a half-million dollar investment portfolio. The s...