Unpredict Jokes - 11 Hilarious Unpredict Jokes

Muslim weather is so unpredictable...

It's either Sunni or Shiite.

What do you call an unpredictable camera?

A loose Canon

I have an unpredictable connection with my tap.

It's a hot and cold relationship.

What is the most unstable and unpredictable job in the world?

Casts of Game of Thrones.

The most unpredictable things in my life happened when I was friends with a bunch of mutes

There was no telling what could happen

why do monarchs feel so important?

Because small changes in their initial conditions can lead to large-scale and unpredictable variation in the future state of the system.

I asked a tarot card reader how is the business?

She replied “unpredictable”

I had a joke about pizza, but...

The punch line was simply too unpredictable.

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In a little village in africa everyone is black except the pastor who's white

One day one of the black man becomes a father. It's a beautiful son but there is a problem : the baby is white. So the black man being super pissed goes and see the pastor accusing him to have a relationship with his wife.

The pastor then says :

'You know my son there is a lot of mist...

Why are ships referred to as "she"

A fortune is spent trying to make them look pretty and without a man at the helm, they become an unpredictable death trap.

Plato and Aristotle were in the music room of the Academy in Athens.

Plato was at the piano, and Aristotle was holding a small lute in his hands.

“Plato, do you know the unpredictability and exactitude of ethics and reflective philosophical hermeneutics require phronesis as an ontological counterpoint to peripatetic conjecture?”

“No,” Plato replied. “Bu...

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