The blond rushes to the counter, Blond girl: " Can i get a ticket ?" Cashier: " you just got one 2 minutes ago ? " Blond girl: " Yea but the idiot in the door ripped it in two "
Badum tsh
My dog used to chase people on a bike
In the end it got so bad we had to take his bike away.
*ba-dum-tsh*
What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?
Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*
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Chocolate ice cream
A lady walks into an ice cream shop and looks around. Walks up to the counter and asks for a gallon of chocolate ice cream. "I'm sorry, ma'am, but I just ran out of chocolate but I have vanilla and strawberry."
"Oh, ok. let's see.... let me get a half gallon of chocolate."
"Lady,...
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