Reporter to the world’s first trillionaire: “Sir, what are you going to do with all that money?”.
“I can buy a chicken and some bread now!”, says Abou, while walking out of his bank in Zimbabwe
A Frenchman, an American, and a Bulgarian are asked what they'd do if they had a train car full of apples at their disposal.
The Frenchman replies, "Easy, I'd roam the streets of Paris and gift an apple to every beautiful woman I come across".
"I'd sell the apples, and buy even more with the profit", says the American. "Then sell those too, restock, resell, and so on, until I become an apple trillionaire".
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What Do You Call A Poor Zimbabwe Citizen?
A trillionaire.
What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?
A trillionaire.
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An old dog goes to college...
A young man is headed to college and he decides to take his old dog "Blue" with him.
The boy leaves his family and has a great first week on campus but quickly realizes he's run out of money.
He calls his dad and says, "Dad, there's this lady on campus that can teach dogs to talk. She...
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