Trick Question Jokes - 21 Hilarious Trick Question Jokes

How many Fu** Boys does it take to change a light bulb?

It is a trick question, as they are still using gas lighting.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Trick question. 4/channers don't leave the house.

I was just on a diabetes information website...

It asked if I would accept cookies. Is that a trick question?

What's the differnce between Donald Trump and an iPad?

Trick question, you shouldn't compare apples and oranges.

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At what age did Chuck Norris lose his virginity?

Trick question, Chick Norris never loses!

The Ultimate Computer

The Ultimate Computer stood at the end of the Ultimate Computer Company's production line. One day, a guided school tour arrived.
The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo. "This," he said, "is the Ultimate Computer. It will give an intelligent answer to any question you may care to ...

Which came first? Having to do yard work or my drinking problem?

Trick question. It was my depression.

How many Bernie Sanders supporters does it take to win a primary election?

Trick question. They can't win, because they don't vote.

Why's the leader of Russia always late?

Is trick question. If Comerade Stalin appears late, it is only because we were early. All glory to mother Russia.

Magicians don't answer "how did you do that"

because those are trick questions

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When a John asks a prostitute what he can get for $50...

He is asking a trick question.

If your girlfriend and your sister swapped bodies, which one would you sleep with?

Trick question, they're the same person.

A man driving a car hits a woman. Who's fault is it?

TRICK QUESTION! Cars can't fit in the kitchen!

How many cryptocurrency holders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. It never gets changed. The bulb is purchased but sits in the box for years until it’s useless.

I recently visited a website with tips for losing weight

And a pop up asked me if I accepted cookies. Is that a trick question?

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What Does John Cena Look Like?

Trick Question, No One Has Seen John Cena.

How to ruin your kids day

A dad says to his two teenage kids at breakfast, "which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

The son responds, "I don't know, I've heard arguments for both and can't decide." The daughter says, "I think it was the egg Dad, because you can't get a chicken without an egg!"

The dad hesit...

I like the way you think!

An elementary school math teacher asked her class one day, "If there are three birds on a wire, and a farmer shot one, how many are left?"
One little boy said two, but little Sally, realizing it was a trick question, said, "None, 'cause everyone knows that if you shoot at birds they all fly away....

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This morning I had a job interview

It was for an upper management job, so they started directly with the tough trick questions:

"For your CFO post, you have to choose between three assistants. We asked them what would they do if they caught you committing embezzlement and fraud, and these were their answers:

1 - "My loy...

A married couple were playing golf

on a sweet Sunday afternoon. The wife out of nowhere weirdly asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?". The husband swiftly replied, "No sweetie, you know I wouldn't".
The wife immediately got back saying, "Don't lie to me. I'm sure you would".

The husband sensed this mi...

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